The Royal Variety Performance

The Royal Variety Performance is a mini-episode of the BBC television sitcom The Brittas Empire.

Plot
The staff of Whitbury New Town leisure centre arrive at the dominion theatre, for an inspection, however their destination is the Prince of Wales theatre and that is what they think they're inpecting. As the staff arrive on stage to inspect the auditorium Brittas asks Gavin why the audience are still in their seats? Gavin doesn't know so Brittas tells the audience that they shouldn't be there as the show had finished two hours ago. While the others begin inspecting, Julie suggests that the audience may not have put their clocks back which prompts Brittas to say that's illegal and the audience should not have put their clocks back an hour for the end of British Summer time due to new Euro guidlines Brittas tells the audience they should be in EPT (European permanent time). Carole tries to inteerupt but Brittas stops her and explaind to the audience why the staff and himself are there and how the audience must leave so the inspection can be carrie out. Colin then rushes onto the stage apologising for his lateness and explains that the septic tank is not a Euro-septic tank and all the other facilities are not right. Helen remarks on how good the show is and then Carole is able to speak explaing that the time zone line goes right down the middle of the audience, which means the audience on Brittas' right are three hours ahead of those on his left so the audience on the right have seen the show while the other half haven't arrived. Tim clears the fact that the audience on the right have seen Tom Jones and Linda asks, will the audience on the right have to watch the whole show again? Brittas says they can leave if they want to, but if they want to see something again then they must go to the other side of the time zone. Helen then announces that it is not the Prince of Wales theatre and that it is the Dominion theatre and the plan is for the Prince of Wales theatre. Brittas then thanks the audience and the staff make a quick exit.